One day in a accident a Turk guy broke his head and doctors told his family that only way to save him is a surgery in his brain
with engrafting it with a donkey's brain.
After a few days that Turk guy was out of anesthesia, the doctors were so wondered because the
Turk guy was speaking in Persian!!!
Sent By: Turk
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A Persian origin man has just been elected as the
President
of the United States. He calls his mother and says,
"mom, I have just been elected, will you come to my
inaguration?"
After a couple minutes of convincing
her, she reluctantly accepts.
While the new president
is being sworn in his mother says to the secretary of
defense," you see my baby up there, his brother is a
doctor.
Sent By: Ela
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One day a Turk, and his two Iranian friends decide that they are going
to go out and get a prostitute for the night. When they get the prostitute a
police man sees them. He then pulls them over to ask some questions. He asks the
driver: who are you? The driver answer: I am a driver transporting passengers for
a fee. The police man then asks the front seat passenger: who are you? He says: I
am just a passenger. Then the police man asks the prostitue: who are you? She say:
I am just a passenger too. An then the Turk says, e pas gende manam(Oh, so I am the
prostitute)?!
Sent By: Masood M
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There was once a RASHTY who had a wife who was giving it up to all the guys in town. (i.e. slut)
so, the rashty's friend comes up to him and says, "why dont you just divorce this slut and make it easier on yourself"
The RASHTY then says: "Easier?! if i divorce her, then i have to go to the end of the line every time i want some!"
Sent By: Nasseer joon
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A turk and American and a Russian were talking how good their technology was.
The Amercian our technology is so advanced that we can go to the next demension and back in 20 mins.
The Russian said that their technology is so advanced it can circle 10 orbits in 5 mins.
The turk says that our technology is so advanced we can go to the sun and back in 30 secs.
The american says to the turk "But the such is extremly hot."
no problems says the turk we will go at night time"
Sent By: Shamim Yousefpour
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Q. How many Turks does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 100. One to hold the bulb and 99 to push the house round!
Sent By: Hanif
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You are persian IF...
1.)You refer to yourself as a Persian, not an Iranian.
2.)You refer to every other persian as a FOB.
3.)You have a fear of being deported.
4.)You refuse to drive anything but a BMW or Mercedes.
5.)You refer to a BMW as a BMV.
6.)You're always on the verge of trading in your Honda/Nissan for a
Bimmer or Mercedes.
7.)You can't spell worth a shit.
8.)You have a friend that designs websites.
9.)You think Black Cats have talent.
10.)You live in the suburbs but claim ATL!
11.)You keep a bottle of Skyy vodka in your freezer.
12.)You are studying to be a dentist.
13.)You only hang out in droves of 12 or more.
14.)Your wardrobe consists of black, black, and more black.
15.)You think your uni-brow is sexy.
16.)You celebrate when you receive your citizenship.
17.)You're sister is harrier than you.
18.)You wish Waffle House had "kaleh pache" on the menu.
19.)You can't sleep before 3 AM.
20.)You participate in gang bangs.
21.)You can actually justify a gang bang.
22.)You and your brother share girls.
23.)You'll sleep with 1,000 blondes but you'll never marry one.
24.)You trim your chest hairwith clippers and then move down south too!
25.)Yoy have ever watched the massacre of a sheep.
26.)You rap along to DMX in farsi.
27.)You refer to blacks as sousques.
28.)Your hair is a fire hazard.
29.)You've been clubbing since you were 15.
30.)All your white friends think you're a baller.
31.)You're parents are self-employed.
32.)Your cologne precedes you into a room.
33.)You cruise down South Beach blasting Andy.
34.)You only vacation in Miami or LA.
35.)You wear Gucci and Versace...during the day.
36.)You dream about girls in Iran taking it in the ass to keep their virginity.
37.)You own a fake Rolex, Omega, or TAG.
38.)Your last name ends in "i" "ian" or "oli"
39.)Your Armani pants don't fit you, but you wear them anyways.
40.)You think you're a DJ.
41.)Your friends nicknames end in "oush".
42.)You refer to weed as Yonjeh!
43.)You think you're the first one to come up with Persian Mafia.
44.)You know the Persian Mafia hand sign.
45.)You rewind the movie Clueless to show your friends the Mafia part.
46.)You tell people your half Italian.
47.)You find cow tongue appetizing.
48.)You have convinced yourself that your eyes are really green or blue.
49.)You always have a place to stay when you visit DC, Atlanta, Toronto, Dallas, or Santa Monnica.
50.)You know Ali.
51.)You have to explain to sefeeds that a visa is not a credit card.
52.)You listen to rap but talk shit about black people.
53.)You 'represent' yourself by your area code.
54.)You send shout outs.
55.)Your parents don't know the real you.
56.)Your refer to your dads friends as Amoo!
57.)You order hot tea at Chili's.
58.)Your parents have a samovar.
59.)You have a houka as a centerpiece in your living room.
60.)You take dates out to chelo kabob.
61.)You've heard of Charlie Kebab's (Waytago PEJ!)
62.)You have a persian rug in every room.
63.)You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and figs.
64.)You go to persian concerts for the falloudeh.
65.)You think Fruit Roll-Ups are bullshit.
66.)You know lavashak is da bomb.
67.)You get pissed off when someone calls you an Arab.
68.)You refer to yourself as Zack or Mike.
69.)You actually like carbonated yogurt drinks.
70.)You've ever been in a fight because someone called you a camel
jockey.
71.)You always taroff about who will pay.
72.)You either tip 2% or 50% but never 15%.
73.)You know how to flash your wallet and then put it back without
paying.
74.)You only wear Adidas athletic wear.
75.)Your cell phone has a stupid-ass ring.
76.)Your grandmother insists you eat something everytime you visit her.
77.)You refer to your group as Khodemuni.
78.)You're intramural team consists of all persians and that one white guy.
79.)You name your pet Versace.
80.)You can get a hook-up almost anywhere you go.
81.)You have ever participated in tax evasion.
82.)You like Jay-Z's "Big Pimpin"
83.)You'll listen to anything but country music.
84.)Your parents say your becoming americanized anytime you get into trouble.
85.)You know Samad is funnier than Jim Carrey.
86.)You're parents have been here for 20 years but they still say "I like dat von".
87.)You get mad when you see a persian girl with a sefeed because you your kir is bigger.
88.)You say things like "It's all about being persian!"--what?!?
89.)Your AOL screen name is a cute persian word.
Sent By: DIVA
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One day a tork decides to commit suicide so he goes to the train tracks and sits
waiting for the train.
His friend Hussien comes and says "tooleh sag ci ka'r mikoni"?
The tork says go away I wanna kill myself.
His friend says well if you wanna kill yourself then why have you brought noon va paneer with you.
The tork replies " you Stupid what if the train is late?
You want me to starve to death?
Sent By: Nima and Hadi
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what do you do when a turkish guy throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Sent By: chakbeer
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A man and wife were playing when there ball broke the neighbor's window!
they went to him for appology!
there came a young and gentle man at the door and said: no prob! dont worry! infact am very pleased! cause am a "Jen" locked up in a bottle for ten thousand years! and your ball broke the bottle and am free at last! now each one of you can make a wish!
the man said excitedly that he wants a huge house in nourth with pool and every thing in it!
the Jen said: ok! you have it right now!
the women said: I want a jewill box that never gets empty!
the jen said: ok! you have it now in your bed room!
the couple were happy and turned to go when the JEN said: wait! now I want some thing if I may!
the couple said : sure! any thing
and the request was that the JEN must make love to the women!
they accepted and after it was done the JEN said to the woman: HOW OLD IS YOUR HUSBAND?
- 45! WHY?
- THAT GUY IS 45 AND STILL BELIVES IN JEN?
Sent By: shahram
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