yeruz mola vaqti da'wt az peleha'ye xonawon miraft ba'la miyofte zamin xa'nomew da'd mizane mige OFTA'DI?
mola' da'd mizane mige NA PA'LTOM BUD OFTA'D
xa'nomew mige pas in seda'ye ci bud?
mola' mige a'xe xodamam to pa'ltom budam.
Sent By: shishi
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yeruz mola' dawt to ba'za'r ra'h miraft did be fava'reye hoze
vasate ba'za'r ye cub kardan.
raft cuba'ro kewid birun a'b zado xisew kard.
mola' ke asa'bni wode bud goft hamine ke be unja't cub kardan
Sent By: marjan
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as molla meporsand xorwid mofid-e-ya' ma'h?
molla mige ma'h.
as molla meporsand cera'?
molla mige a'xe roz rowane pas xorwid be dard nemixore ama' wabha' ke hava' ta'reke ma'h hameja'ro rowan mikone pas ma'h mofidtare.
Sent By: siavash
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ye ruz molla nasredin zanew del darde wadid migireh ta ja'yi keh da'wt mimord ..
zanew da'd mizaneh nasrollah boro tabib ro seda' kon ba'yad da'ram mimiram ...
molla' nasredin migeh ::zan va'ysa' hozo a'b konam haya't ro bewuram o be xaram qaza' bedam
bad miram tabib ro seda' mikonam ...
bade dosa't keh hameye in ka'rha' ro kard zanew da'd zad man digeh delam xub wode la'zem
nist tabib ro seda' koni vali mola nasredin guw nada'd sava're xarew wod va raft
dame xuneye tabib va dar zad tabib dar ro ba'z kard..
mola nasredin goft zanam goft nemixa'd bia'in xunamun delam xub wodeh.
Sent By: nariman
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ye ruz molla nasreddin mire ba'la'ye ye goldaste ,ye faqiram mya'd kena're goldaste.faqire mige "xoda'ya' 1000 sa'l dar nazde to ceqadre?
molla' nasreddin mige "ey bandeye kucake man hokme yek sa'nye ra da'rad"
faqire mige "ey xoda'ya' 10000 dina'r dar nazde to ceqadr ast?"
molla' nasreddin mige "ey bandeye haqir hokme yek dina'r ra da'rad"
faqir mige "ey xoda'ya' pas yek dina'r be man bede"
molla' nasreddin bi derang mige "ey bandeye man pas yek sa'nye sabr kon"
Sent By: amir eshragh
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Yek ruz sob do hamsa'ye ke az xa'ne birun a'madand
didand sagi velgard dar kuce ye xa'newa'n sende
anda'xte. In be a'n goft a'n ra' pa'k konad. A'n
digari be a'n goft pa'k konad. Saranja'm ka'r be
setize kewid va hic yek naxa'stand sende ye sag ra'
barda'rand. Raftand pahlu ye ha'kem e wahr.
Ha'kem e
wahr ke da'sta'n ra' wenid va az Molla' Nasreddin ham
del e pori da'wt feresta'd pey e Molla' . Molla' ke
a'mad goft: In do mard ba' ham dava' da'rand. Va
da'vari darba're ye a'n az to sa'xte ast o bas.
Molla' be soxana'n e a'n do mard guw dád va fahmid ke
ha'kem xa'ste u ra' kenef konad. Pas az wanidan e
soxana'n a'n do goft: Sag dar kuce ye woma' ride. Kuce
na ma'l e to as na ma'l e u. Kuce ma'l e doulat ast va
kasi ke ba'yad sende ye sag ra' pa'k konad ha'kem ast
na woma' do tan!!
Sent By: Molla Nasredin
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Molla' dar java'ni xeili bi pul bud cona'n ke ga'hi
yek na'n ham bara'ye xodaw nemitava'nest bexarad. Ruzi
yek kasi dar ba'za'r be u goft: Molla' man xer e yek
nafar ra' migiram va be u miguyam ke 100 kilu gandom
be man bedehka'ri to ham bia' gova'hi bede mibarimaw
pahlu ye qa'zi agar bordim 10 tuma'n be to midaham.
Molla' goft: Na bara'dar bara'ye sad kilu gandom
waha'dat doruq bara'ye 10 tuma'n nemidaham. Agar 20
tuma'n bedahi mia'yam. A'n mard ba' Molla' xeili ca'ne
zad ta' saranja'm be 15 tuma'n ra'zi wod.
A'nvaqt a'n mard xer e yek nafar ra' gereft va ba' ham
raftand nazd e qa'zi. Qa'zi avval az mardi ke weka'yat
da'wt porsid. Ba-,d az a'n yeki porsid. Sepas ru be
Molla' karde goft: To wa'hedi?
Molla' goft: A're.
Qa'zi porsid? Be cewm e xodat didi?
Molla' goft: A're.
Qa'zi porsid: Xob ce didi?
Molla' goft: Be cewm e xodam didam ke in mard az u 100
kilu jo gereft.
Qa'zi goft: u ke miguyad gandom to cetor jo didi?
Molla' goft: Man ra'staw ra' miguyam. Agar u hers
nemizad migoftam gandom.
Qa'zi fahmid da'sta'n cist va porsid: Ce juri hers
zad?
Molla' goft: Diruz in mard be man goft ke ba' man
beravim va to wa'hed e man bewo. Be to 10 tuma'n
midaham. Man 20 tuma'n xa'stam amma' u biwtar az 15
tuma'n ha'zer nawod bedahad. Man ham pahlu ye xodam
tasmim gereftam ha'la' ke u a'nqadr hers mizanad man
ham be ja'ye gandom miguyam jo.
Sent By: Molla Nasredin
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Molla' Nasreddin harce a'xund tuye wahr bud dast
mianda'xt. Ruzi a'xundha' jam wode nazd e Teimur
raftand va az Molla' weka'yat kardand.
Molla' xeili fekr kard va did kar mitava'nad beja'ye
ba'rik bekewad. Az in ru farda' yek morq ba cand ta'
juje bord bara'ye vazir va be u piwkew kard va az u
xa'hew kard jelo ye Teimur az u defa' konad.
Cand ruz ba-,d be dastur Teimur Molla' Nasreddin va
axundha' be darba'r raftand. Anha' weka'yatha'ye xod
ra' goftand. Pas az a'n vazir jelo a'made az Molla'
Nasreddin xeili xubiha goft. Teimur ru be Molla' karde
goft: Ha'la harfha'ye vazir ra' wenidim to xodat
darba're ye xodat ce miguyi?
Molla' goft: Qorba'n morq o juje ha'yam xodewa'n az
man defa' kardand man digar harfi nada'ram.
Sent By: Molla Nasredin
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Miguyand ruzi ga'v e Molla' gom wod. Bica're Molla'
tuye kuceha' ra'h miraft va be harke miresid migoft:
Yek kasi ga'v e mara' nadide? Albatte na qa'zi.
yek kasi ga'v e mara' nadide? Albatte na qa'zi.
Yeki porsid: Molla' magar az qa'zi mitarsi?
Magar
nemiwavad qa'zi gave to ra' dide ba'wad?
Molla' goft: To na'da'ni! Hic ciz sarat nemiwavad. Man
ba' qa'nun xeili xub a'wena' hastam. Agar ga'v e man
ra' qa'zi borde ba'wad u bara'bar e qa'nun a'n ra'
mixorad va agar az u weka'yat konam na tanha' ga'v be
dastam nemia'yad ta'ziane ham mixoram.
Sent By: Molla Nasredin
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Dar qazvin arusi bud.
Molla' goft:"Arus xa'num vakiland?
yek nafar java'b da'd:"Arus rafte gol becine.
Bad hameye qazvinia' doidan be tarafe ba'qce.
Sent By: Nima Azole(ba alef)
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